1 00:01:05,087 --> 00:01:08,006 Bohus! Are you there? 2 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,766 Get up. you lazy-bones! 3 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:31,006 That goat'll strangle herself one day! 4 00:01:31,287 --> 00:01:35,206 You've knocked it over again! 5 00:01:39,287 --> 00:01:41,206 Let me unwind you. Go over there! 6 00:01:46,687 --> 00:01:47,606 Go over there! 7 00:01:51,287 --> 00:01:55,206 Those are Bohus's pancakes! 8 00:01:57,887 --> 00:02:01,406 Go on. take one then! 9 00:02:02,327 --> 00:02:04,006 They'll be all muddy! 10 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:11,646 Chick, chick! If it weren't for me. You'd have nothing! 11 00:02:13,727 --> 00:02:16,246 Chick, chick! 12 00:02:17,927 --> 00:02:21,646 Bohus, Bohus! 13 00:02:22,647 --> 00:02:26,646 Why don't you answer me? - Stop fussing. 14 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:29,126 I've got pancakes for you. 15 00:02:30,487 --> 00:02:33,846 The pig's got out again. 16 00:02:37,127 --> 00:02:38,846 He's getting his exercise. 17 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:44,286 D'you know 2.750 pubs were opened this month? 18 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:48,446 That means more rascals. - Oh, come on! 19 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:54,286 What's that doing in here? Come on. out you go! 20 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:02,566 I'm looking for an older woman, 21 00:03:04,327 --> 00:03:08,846 I'm 70. a widower, businessman. 22 00:03:10,527 --> 00:03:15,046 That's something for you. - I've finished with all that. 23 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:21,286 But you should marry and stop all that whoring. 24 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,686 Finished? 25 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:26,886 You've never been a whore. 26 00:03:30,367 --> 00:03:35,446 You just laze about. You don't work on the house. 27 00:03:35,687 --> 00:03:40,286 The roof's got holes in it and you just lie there. 28 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:45,286 If you at least did something to help - 29 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:51,286 Feed the hens or the rabbits... 30 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:58,286 You just lie about idle and do nothing. 31 00:04:45,647 --> 00:04:49,926 That pig's a real swine! - Bohus. are you at home? 32 00:04:54,007 --> 00:04:56,126 What d'you want? 33 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,326 You didn't show up. - What was it like? 34 00:05:02,007 --> 00:05:04,126 We waited for you until four in the morning. 35 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:09,326 Vlasta didn't come either. The pub's shut. 36 00:05:10,407 --> 00:05:11,726 So what? 37 00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:15,646 She'll open up now. eh? - Where was she, then? 38 00:05:15,807 --> 00:05:19,726 And who with? - Eh. Bohus?! - Leave it out! 39 00:05:25,447 --> 00:05:27,366 Stop shouting! 40 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:41,966 Bohus! 41 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:46,806 Are you here? 42 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:54,166 Stop hiding. I know where you are! 43 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:58,166 D'you want that gas or not? 44 00:05:58,447 --> 00:06:01,166 What for? - Hergot! 45 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:05,406 We fought for it under communism and now no-one wants it! 46 00:06:07,807 --> 00:06:10,806 I'll withdraw the application! 47 00:06:11,207 --> 00:06:15,406 I'll do without since you've done nothing about it. 48 00:06:15,887 --> 00:06:17,406 I'm cancelling the application! 49 00:06:17,887 --> 00:06:21,806 You think you'll get a girl here without gas! 50 00:06:23,087 --> 00:06:25,406 I'm cancelling the application! 51 00:06:36,087 --> 00:06:38,606 I'm opening up in a minute! 52 00:06:39,127 --> 00:06:43,006 Stop that. you idiot! 53 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:50,406 We did it yesterday, and the day before! 54 00:06:53,687 --> 00:06:57,606 I'll be five minutes! - More like seven. 55 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:01,206 God knows what they'll think! - You're sitting on some bacon 56 00:07:05,887 --> 00:07:09,406 I'll do it - I'll cut myself! 57 00:07:10,087 --> 00:07:13,006 You're too high. - Stand on your toes. 58 00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:17,406 Open up! What's she doing in there? 59 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:24,246 Just can't do without it, can you? 60 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:28,246 I'm glad I'm not your wife! - I'm single. 61 00:07:28,527 --> 00:07:32,846 If I were as young as I'm single, I'd be a teenager. 62 00:07:43,127 --> 00:07:46,166 We're queuing in the rain like Russians buying bread! 63 00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:50,646 Christ, I've got washing hanging outside! 64 00:07:51,527 --> 00:07:53,886 It's not raining, idiot! 65 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:59,846 It's bit damp, though! Forget your knickers and get serving! 66 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:04,446 Put the telly on. 67 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:28,446 Have a fucking rest! 68 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:35,446 There were 2 metres here yesterday - where's the other one? 69 00:08:36,727 --> 00:08:38,446 Who d'you mean? 70 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:42,246 Have you seen another one here? 71 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,886 Have some brandy. 72 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:54,486 You'll have to get out of the habit of doing that. 73 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:58,886 You mean, you'll have to. 74 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:03,886 I'd like to see you or Bohus. 75 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:10,086 ...with three kids coming to see you! 76 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,686 You'd be in the Party too. 77 00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:15,686 They're all trying to be clever now. 78 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:21,686 I am and always will be a Communist! 79 00:09:22,127 --> 00:09:24,366 I joined the Party and I had no children. 80 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:30,326 I'd rather see them peg out than join the Party. 81 00:09:30,607 --> 00:09:33,126 You can talk, you haven't got any. 82 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:39,526 As a Communist it bugs me that you left the Party. - Cut it out! 83 00:09:41,607 --> 00:09:43,726 Just be glad it's behind us now. 84 00:09:44,607 --> 00:09:46,526 Is it fuck! 85 00:09:55,207 --> 00:09:58,126 Good morning. - Guten tag! 86 00:10:02,047 --> 00:10:03,966 Good morning. 87 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:10,766 Two years after the Revolution and Krauts everywhere! 88 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,566 Lovely fresh air... 89 00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:54,566 ...peace and quiet. 90 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,366 Birds twittering sweetly, 91 00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:06,646 What an arsehole. 92 00:11:06,847 --> 00:11:08,366 Christ! 93 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:12,566 Don't try hide from me! 94 00:11:13,447 --> 00:11:17,366 There's no-one here, only a pisshead! 95 00:11:17,847 --> 00:11:21,806 Just wait till I get home! 96 00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:25,566 You drunken oaf! 97 00:11:32,687 --> 00:11:36,006 The good thing about marriage is 98 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:39,806 you can have a fuck even when you don't want to! 99 00:11:40,087 --> 00:11:42,486 Look at our sexy number! 100 00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:46,606 She's really something! 101 00:11:49,287 --> 00:11:52,006 She knows a thing or two! 102 00:11:52,687 --> 00:11:54,606 I could do with a drink. 103 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:58,326 And I'm starving and I've got no-one to sleep with! 104 00:12:02,527 --> 00:12:05,206 Lend me thirty, or twenty. 105 00:12:05,447 --> 00:12:08,966 Why should I lend you money? 106 00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:11,606 Young lads and they haven't got any money. 107 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:15,326 Shut up and play. - The game's not going your way. 108 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:18,406 Look at clever young Vanek. 109 00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:21,606 He sells those lotteries. 110 00:12:22,087 --> 00:12:26,006 I've won nothing all year. - I'm not surprised. - Here you are. 111 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:31,406 Give us three beers. Hello! 112 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:36,006 Four beers and four vodkas. 113 00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:39,606 You're drunk, 114 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:42,406 you haven't got any money. Go home. 115 00:12:44,727 --> 00:12:47,046 Give us some. for fuck's sake! 116 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:51,846 Where'd get money from? We've co from work! 117 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:55,846 Don't be such a cow 118 00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:58,846 and give us four beers. 119 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:01,646 Give them the beers on me. - They're not getting anything. 120 00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:04,246 Go home! 121 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:09,446 Wake up. She'll give you some. 122 00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:14,446 You'll give him some, eh? - Keep your insults to yourself! 123 00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:17,606 Who d'you think I am? 124 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:27,086 I'm declaring a protest sleep. 125 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,486 Today's youth can't manage anything. 126 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:34,086 Good afternoon. 127 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:37,486 I'm looking for Mr Stejskal. 128 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:41,086 Is he here? 129 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:45,286 They've come for you! 130 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:49,686 Are you Bohumil Stejskal? Good afternoon. 131 00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:57,446 Could you step outside for a moment? 132 00:13:58,927 --> 00:14:01,246 Me? 133 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,646 Why? 134 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,846 Be on the alert, lads. 135 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:26,846 What has he done? Where are they taking him? 136 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:32,686 Must be the secret police. - You should know. - Leave it out. 137 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,286 Rubbish. They've been disbanded. 138 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:50,726 The police have now issued information concerning. 139 00:14:51,007 --> 00:14:54,726 the crimes committed by a teenage gang. 140 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,726 He's gone off his head, the poor bugger! 141 00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:16,126 Damages amounted to 375.000 crowns... 142 00:15:16,807 --> 00:15:18,726 Yeah, me! Me! Me! 143 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:27,166 Sergeant, have any further arrests been made? 144 00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:30,966 How is the investigation progressing? 145 00:15:32,847 --> 00:15:37,566 We have discovered more details about the crime. 146 00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:40,766 It's quite clear... 147 00:15:46,007 --> 00:15:49,726 I'm rich! Stop the car! 148 00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:52,726 I'm rich! 149 00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,526 To your health! Cheers! 150 00:15:56,607 --> 00:16:00,326 Cheers! 151 00:16:00,847 --> 00:16:04,526 I don't have to answer to anyone anymore! 152 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,766 What are you going on about? 153 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:10,566 I'll pay you back. I've got money, haven't I? 154 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:14,766 Have a drink. - I can't, they'd lock me up. 155 00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:17,166 What d'you mean, you can't? 156 00:16:18,247 --> 00:16:21,166 I'll pay for everything. I've got money. 157 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:25,366 I'll pay you out of prison. 158 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,366 I'll bring him over. 159 00:16:27,647 --> 00:16:31,566 Come on, come with me. 160 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:37,566 He won't believe me otherwise. Give me some money! 161 00:16:37,847 --> 00:16:41,566 I'd love to help you out but there's no point now. 162 00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:44,566 Am I rich or am I not? 163 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:48,806 Of course, but it has to be sorted out legally. 164 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,806 More formalities! 165 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,806 I'll pay you back. 166 00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:05,206 I'm getting it all back. 167 00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:10,206 Come to Vlasta's tonight. 168 00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:18,006 And they won't take it from me again? 169 00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:22,806 No. in all probability. I don't think so. 170 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,806 You don't think so? 171 00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:30,806 I don't believe it! 172 00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:34,206 I mean, definitely not. 173 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,606 Only if the system changes. 174 00:17:39,087 --> 00:17:43,766 You mean the Commies will be back? 175 00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:49,006 I'm easy... You're easy, eh? 176 00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:52,406 We're easy. 177 00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:57,766 How much does it come to? 178 00:17:58,087 --> 00:18:00,406 How much!? How much!? 179 00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:03,646 It depends. 180 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:08,406 D'you mean the market value or the book value? 181 00:18:10,127 --> 00:18:13,846 All this is making my arse sweat. Market fluctuations affect the value. 182 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,446 Just give me some idea. 183 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,566 You're either lucking stupid or you won't tell me. 184 00:18:28,647 --> 00:18:32,646 It's upward of six figures. 185 00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:37,846 More than six figures? 186 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:41,326 Then I'm a millionaire! 187 00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,886 I'm a millionaire! 188 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:49,286 Stop the car, I'm a millionaire! 189 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:55,886 I've got to get out of the car! 190 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:05,686 God, I knew you were up there somewhere. 191 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,886 Don't pretend you aren't. 192 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,286 Teacher! 193 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,886 I'm rich! 194 00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:35,886 They gave it all back to me! Kids. 195 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:40,286 I'm a millionaire - I can buy you what you want. 196 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:43,886 Say hello, children. - Good afternoon. 197 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,726 Hello, kids. Let's go. 198 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,006 Let s go, doc! 199 00:19:57,967 --> 00:20:00,086 We're here. 200 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:08,686 That's mine, too? - Only up to that fence. 201 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,926 We can buy it, can't we? 202 00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:15,726 It's nice... 203 00:20:17,207 --> 00:20:18,526 And a church. 204 00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:22,806 That's not part of it. - I know. I'm not stupid. 205 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:26,046 How many bricks are made here? 206 00:20:26,807 --> 00:20:28,926 I'll look it up for you. 207 00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:36,926 These haven't been in the kiln yet. 208 00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:42,926 What're you standing around here for smoking? 209 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,966 You have to get a move on. 210 00:20:45,447 --> 00:20:48,446 Who d'you think you are, the Prsident's brother? 211 00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:55,566 Don't talk to me like that, you old fart! 212 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,966 Who are you calling a fart?! - You shit. 213 00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:02,966 You're fired! 214 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,166 Get me the manager! 215 00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:13,926 Why didn't you ram him one?! 216 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,326 Manager! 217 00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,926 What's going on? - I want the manager. 218 00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:21,526 I am the manager. 219 00:21:21,687 --> 00:21:24,366 You've got some real rabble working here. 220 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:28,686 I'm Dr Ulrich. - Good day, comrade... 221 00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:31,966 May I present the new owner of this brickworks. 222 00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:34,366 Mr. Bohumil Stejskal 223 00:21:35,047 --> 00:21:38,966 Glad to meet you. I've been working here 25 years. 224 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,966 And look at the mess everywhere! 225 00:21:43,447 --> 00:21:45,366 Bricks lying around - 226 00:21:45,647 --> 00:21:49,966 25 years and it looks like this! 227 00:21:50,647 --> 00:21:53,166 The chimney's the only thing smoking around here! 228 00:21:53,447 --> 00:21:56,966 Come on, boys. - Don't pander to them. 229 00:21:59,647 --> 00:22:02,366 Get to work, gentlemen! - These are our bricks! - Of course. 230 00:22:08,247 --> 00:22:11,806 I've got a brickworks! Fantastic! 231 00:22:12,087 --> 00:22:13,406 The value of bricks has gone up. 232 00:22:13,687 --> 00:22:15,886 I'll expand. 233 00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:19,206 See that big house over there? 234 00:22:21,287 --> 00:22:24,806 That big one? - Yes, it's yours. 235 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:29,006 I don't believe it! 236 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,406 And that block over there. 237 00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:35,806 With all those shops? 238 00:22:37,287 --> 00:22:39,206 That?! - Yes! 239 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:45,246 And that food shop? - Of course, let's go. 240 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,846 Good afternoon. 241 00:22:55,127 --> 00:22:57,446 Give me a bottle of plum brandy. 242 00:23:01,487 --> 00:23:03,406 You going to give it to me? 243 00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:06,326 Get into the queue. 244 00:23:06,487 --> 00:23:09,006 She won't give it to me! 245 00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:12,406 I'll take it myself, then. - Wait! 246 00:23:15,087 --> 00:23:17,406 There we are! - That'll be 56 crowns. 247 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:21,006 What do you mean? 248 00:23:21,727 --> 00:23:25,806 You pay for that brandy! 249 00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:28,206 You can't drink that! It's not paid for! 250 00:23:28,527 --> 00:23:31,046 Sir, tell him not to drink that! It's not paid for! 251 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,646 Why should I? 252 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:37,446 I'm sorry about this. - Don't pay anything in my shop! 253 00:23:39,727 --> 00:23:43,446 Why are you giving her money? In my shop?! 254 00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:46,646 It hasn't been legally settled yet. 255 00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:52,046 So, she doesn't know yet! Will she be surprised! 256 00:23:53,927 --> 00:23:56,046 Tell her it's mine. 257 00:23:56,527 --> 00:23:58,046 Excuse me. 258 00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:05,846 Mr Bohumil Stejskal here is the new owner of the shop. 259 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:11,886 You're getting pay from me for the last time. 260 00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:16,886 What d'you do with what you don't sell? 261 00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:21,286 It goes bad otherwise, eh? - No. 262 00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:23,486 You throw that salami out? 263 00:24:25,767 --> 00:24:29,486 No. It gets sold off. 264 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:34,086 Only buy what you sell. You're a good-Iooking bird. 265 00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:38,086 You couldn't work here if you did stupid things. 266 00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:49,046 Wait, wait, stop! Stop! - What now? 267 00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:53,086 It's Kaja, my old mate! 268 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:58,686 Hello, Kaja! I know you! You don't know me? 269 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:02,286 I don't remember you, sorry. 270 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,886 Let's go and get smashed. 271 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:09,246 I'm in a real hurry. I am sorry! 272 00:25:09,487 --> 00:25:12,206 I've got a taxi. 273 00:25:12,567 --> 00:25:15,086 I'm sorry, but... - Take a photo... 274 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:17,686 Let's go for that drink. 275 00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:19,966 Have a nice time. I have to go. 276 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:24,126 Come on. Kaja. This is all mine! 277 00:25:25,207 --> 00:25:27,126 Off we go. 278 00:25:29,207 --> 00:25:33,126 I'll find you... in Prague. 279 00:25:34,007 --> 00:25:35,926 Or on television. - We haven't got time. 280 00:25:36,207 --> 00:25:40,126 We can go by taxi. 281 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,526 He didn't stop to chat. 282 00:25:44,687 --> 00:25:47,126 They're all watching. 283 00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:51,286 Bit of an idiot, eh? - Of course, he is. 284 00:25:52,207 --> 00:25:56,366 Could've had a drink. - Get in, please. - Where's that brandy? 285 00:25:58,607 --> 00:26:00,686 It's shame. - We don't need him. 286 00:26:03,607 --> 00:26:05,126 Let's go. 287 00:26:06,127 --> 00:26:07,366 Let's go. 288 00:26:07,647 --> 00:26:10,406 He could've come with us. 289 00:26:16,047 --> 00:26:18,966 That's mine, too? - Of course! 290 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:24,366 Part of this block and this hotel. 291 00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:29,166 Let's go for an inspection. - What?! 292 00:26:30,247 --> 00:26:34,166 Let's go for an inspection. - I'll just get my papers. 293 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,926 Wait, wait! 294 00:26:42,407 --> 00:26:44,126 Good afternoon. 295 00:26:50,647 --> 00:26:53,166 Don't say anything. 296 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,526 Don't say it's mine. 297 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,166 We've been here 5 minutes and no service! 298 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:17,966 I'm sorry, gentlemen, but... - What's up? - We're reserved. 299 00:27:21,287 --> 00:27:25,206 I'm sorry, but you'll have to go somewhere else. 300 00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:27,286 Got some problems? 301 00:27:28,007 --> 00:27:31,526 Let's go and sort it out. 302 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,206 What'll it be? 303 00:27:39,687 --> 00:27:42,206 Two soda waters. - And what else? 304 00:27:43,167 --> 00:27:46,206 What else? Nothing else. Two soda waters. 305 00:27:47,087 --> 00:27:49,206 Can you remove your cigarette? 306 00:27:50,447 --> 00:27:51,526 What d'you mean? 307 00:27:51,687 --> 00:27:55,206 You might like to remove your cigarette! 308 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:05,566 I don't believe it! This table-cloth needs changing. 309 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:09,806 Waiter... - Quiet! 310 00:28:19,127 --> 00:28:20,246 You're here already?! 311 00:28:24,407 --> 00:28:25,566 You can sit here, madam. 312 00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:28,686 The gentlemen are just leaving. 313 00:28:32,407 --> 00:28:34,206 Repete! 314 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:37,366 I'm sorry? - We want some more! 315 00:28:39,287 --> 00:28:43,006 I think I'll have an ice-cream sundae. 316 00:28:43,327 --> 00:28:45,246 No! Just two sodas. 317 00:28:45,887 --> 00:28:49,366 Two soda waters. - Only with a coffee order. 318 00:28:52,327 --> 00:28:54,246 Two coffees, then. 319 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:59,766 You'll spoil it! Let the idiot get on with it! 320 00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:02,406 Who are you calling an idiot? 321 00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,846 I'd like two sugars. 322 00:29:08,887 --> 00:29:10,246 Is that yours? 323 00:29:16,807 --> 00:29:20,446 What would you like? - A whisky. 324 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:25,646 Where are you from? 325 00:29:25,887 --> 00:29:29,046 Prague and this is my cousin from Africa. 326 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:33,166 A Praguer! That's the capital. 327 00:29:33,927 --> 00:29:37,806 It must be really smokey there everyone's black! 328 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,166 No offence, boys. 329 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,286 We ordered something and they didn't. 330 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:09,286 I ordered coffee so I could get a soda and I get nothing! 331 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,206 They got their drinks so who's the idiot? 332 00:30:14,407 --> 00:30:17,286 Who d'you think you are?! 333 00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:20,286 This is a five-star hotel! 334 00:30:20,407 --> 00:30:25,006 Mr. Five-Star should behave better. 335 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:31,486 People trying to flag you down, 336 00:30:31,647 --> 00:30:35,086 people want to pay and take no notice. 337 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,286 The table-cloths are dirty... 338 00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:40,286 It's a real mess here! 339 00:30:40,927 --> 00:30:44,286 You waddle from one table to the next. 340 00:30:47,407 --> 00:30:49,086 You let in blacks and not gipsies. 341 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:52,926 You know how much money gipsies have? 342 00:30:53,407 --> 00:30:55,806 I'm not racist, don't get me wrong. 343 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:02,926 You think you're so clever! 344 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:06,726 You think I'm some kind of idiot? 345 00:31:07,007 --> 00:31:09,486 Tell him who I am! 346 00:31:11,927 --> 00:31:13,326 Unfortunately, 347 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:17,126 this is the new owner, the heir. 348 00:31:20,007 --> 00:31:22,326 Unfortunately for him, you mean. 349 00:31:23,447 --> 00:31:28,926 I don't give a damn, you're an oaf! 350 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:32,366 I won't be ordered about by anyone! 351 00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:36,366 You try rushing around all day! 352 00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:39,166 Let the owner try it! 353 00:31:39,447 --> 00:31:41,686 You think I've never worked? 354 00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:46,366 I doubt it from the way you behave. 355 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,366 You just don't know the terrain. 356 00:31:50,767 --> 00:31:53,366 I can leave anytime. 357 00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:57,566 Off you run, then. 358 00:31:57,847 --> 00:32:00,046 I don't need people like you! 359 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,086 It's the new age! 360 00:32:03,287 --> 00:32:06,326 The guest throws the waiter out! 361 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,366 I'm leaving! 362 00:32:10,447 --> 00:32:12,086 I'm leaving! 363 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:14,366 It's new age! 364 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:19,366 Off he goes. - You shouldn't have done that. 365 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:21,766 Why? 366 00:32:22,847 --> 00:32:24,406 I'm rich, aren't I? 367 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,886 Look at him pacing out the land. 368 00:32:43,287 --> 00:32:44,366 Have a drink. 369 00:32:45,087 --> 00:32:48,406 Tell him all this... 370 00:32:51,487 --> 00:32:53,606 Strong stuff, eh? 371 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:57,006 Tell him all this is mine! 372 00:33:00,487 --> 00:33:02,686 That I'm a millionaire. 373 00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:10,406 If they need any apples or pears in Africa. 374 00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:16,606 We'll send them over. 375 00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:25,406 Why is he laughing? 376 00:33:26,727 --> 00:33:30,446 I am Bohumil Stejskal. 377 00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:36,246 What's this... Ahoso vidaho? 378 00:33:37,927 --> 00:33:39,646 The son of the Highest. 379 00:33:41,247 --> 00:33:44,446 There's only one... 380 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,566 The king's son! 381 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:51,446 I just thought... don't worry. 382 00:33:53,327 --> 00:33:55,406 But you've no phone. - No. he hasn't. 383 00:33:55,647 --> 00:33:57,566 We can fax stuff instead. 384 00:33:57,767 --> 00:34:01,286 Your land starts at the stream 385 00:34:01,527 --> 00:34:03,406 and finishes at the woods. 386 00:34:03,927 --> 00:34:08,406 Over there you've got 20m... - Stop telling me what I own! 387 00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:10,646 I've got quite enough already. 388 00:34:10,927 --> 00:34:13,846 Have a drink. - No thank you. 389 00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:16,646 Have a drink, or I'll use someone else's services. 390 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:22,046 To the son of the highest! 391 00:34:23,527 --> 00:34:25,406 Sit down. 392 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:32,406 Have a drink. 393 00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:36,246 Lie down. 394 00:34:39,807 --> 00:34:42,406 We're living in a democracy! 395 00:34:43,287 --> 00:34:45,366 It's fucking hot! 396 00:34:52,487 --> 00:34:54,406 Hey. Slav! 397 00:34:56,567 --> 00:35:00,486 Do you want some help? - No. Off you go. 398 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,486 Are you all right? 399 00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:07,486 I might be sick over you! 400 00:35:11,287 --> 00:35:12,486 Off you go! 401 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:16,886 I'll go with you! 402 00:35:17,887 --> 00:35:20,886 Go on! - Bye! 403 00:35:22,607 --> 00:35:23,886 Get going! 404 00:35:25,607 --> 00:35:28,126 My dear lord! 405 00:35:29,007 --> 00:35:31,526 You're still in your shoes! 406 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:36,126 Dirty, horrid... 407 00:35:36,407 --> 00:35:38,686 You don't know what happened. 408 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,126 I'm a millionaire. 409 00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:45,086 You stupid millionaire, 410 00:35:45,207 --> 00:35:47,486 your goat's strangled herself! - What? 411 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:50,886 She's hanged herself! - What? 412 00:35:54,567 --> 00:35:58,486 I can't be here all the time. 413 00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:02,486 Your goat! 414 00:36:08,407 --> 00:36:11,526 I told you not to tie her to that tree. 415 00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:33,086 How did it happen? 416 00:36:33,207 --> 00:36:37,326 She fell and got caught on the rope. 417 00:36:43,447 --> 00:36:45,966 Lizinka, what have you done to me? 418 00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:49,726 I've got all this money. 419 00:36:52,647 --> 00:36:54,566 My little goat. 420 00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:58,286 I had all these plans for you! 421 00:36:59,247 --> 00:37:01,366 A new goat-shed. 422 00:37:02,647 --> 00:37:04,926 What's the point of money now? 423 00:37:06,447 --> 00:37:08,566 You won't come back to life. 424 00:37:09,647 --> 00:37:13,566 You're sorry now but you can't help her. 425 00:37:16,647 --> 00:37:18,566 You won't come back, 426 00:37:20,127 --> 00:37:22,366 not even for a million! 427 00:37:24,687 --> 00:37:27,006 You shouldn't have done that to me! 428 00:37:28,687 --> 00:37:31,326 I won't pray for ten days. 429 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:35,966 Don't blaspheme, you're always in the pub. 430 00:37:36,247 --> 00:37:40,566 So your farm's going into ruin. 431 00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:44,966 I'm inviting you all. - Bohus! 432 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:49,326 It's a funeral wake. - What's happened? 433 00:37:49,847 --> 00:37:52,566 In memory of my goat. 434 00:37:53,127 --> 00:37:54,766 She hanged herself, the swine. 435 00:37:55,647 --> 00:37:57,566 To goats! 436 00:37:57,847 --> 00:37:59,446 Don't eat that! 437 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:02,126 I'm inviting you. 438 00:38:06,407 --> 00:38:08,086 Don't give them that shit. 439 00:38:08,247 --> 00:38:11,806 Get changed. In front of the pub in an hour. 440 00:38:12,887 --> 00:38:16,406 I'll pay for these beers. - No, I'm paying! 441 00:38:19,087 --> 00:38:22,406 Liduna won't let me go. 442 00:38:22,687 --> 00:38:24,406 She'll have to. 443 00:38:24,687 --> 00:38:27,326 Jackets, ties, we're going into town. 444 00:38:27,487 --> 00:38:30,606 Don't drink that pig swill. 445 00:38:32,887 --> 00:38:35,606 Me, too? - Of course. 446 00:38:36,687 --> 00:38:40,086 Forget the cards, we're off to town. 447 00:38:40,287 --> 00:38:43,606 But I'm winning! - So what? 448 00:38:45,287 --> 00:38:46,646 I'm inviting you all. 449 00:38:46,927 --> 00:38:50,486 I've just been to a cremation. I don't need to change. 450 00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:53,046 OK, stay as you are. Let's go. 451 00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:57,446 Just finish my rum. - Leave that. 452 00:38:59,727 --> 00:39:01,046 What about me? 453 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:03,966 Sorry, no girls allowed. 454 00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:15,646 Come right back home. - No, I won't. 455 00:39:16,527 --> 00:39:19,846 You not coming, Josef? 456 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:26,086 He's giving you money. - It'll all be paid for. 457 00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:31,366 Arnost, come with us. 458 00:39:31,487 --> 00:39:34,046 Where to? - To celebrate! 459 00:39:35,527 --> 00:39:37,646 You thick, or something? 460 00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:40,846 Great nose, great spirit. 461 00:39:43,127 --> 00:39:47,046 He didn't mean it like that, come on. 462 00:39:51,407 --> 00:39:53,646 The double decker is here! 463 00:39:57,527 --> 00:40:00,646 Isn't that fucking fantastic? 464 00:40:05,767 --> 00:40:06,846 OK. On you get. 465 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:14,686 If you get on that bus, don't come back again! 466 00:40:16,167 --> 00:40:18,086 You promised to chop the wood. 467 00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:22,286 Just be good, here's a thousand. 468 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,006 Bohus! 469 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:27,286 I said, no girls! 470 00:40:27,767 --> 00:40:29,686 For the journey. 471 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:34,886 They'll be fighting over me next! 472 00:40:54,807 --> 00:40:56,726 There's old Kostal. 473 00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:59,726 Stop the bus. 474 00:41:02,807 --> 00:41:05,126 Come and have dinner with us. 475 00:41:05,327 --> 00:41:08,526 I stopped having dinner since the invasion of Kuwait. 476 00:41:08,807 --> 00:41:12,686 Get him in. - What are you doing? - Let's go. 477 00:41:22,527 --> 00:41:25,366 I have to feed my rabbits. 478 00:41:26,807 --> 00:41:29,126 You'll make me sterile! 479 00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:32,726 You're making it dirty, you know how much this costs? 480 00:41:32,847 --> 00:41:34,726 So what... 481 00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:38,126 These guys have a really hard life. 482 00:41:39,807 --> 00:41:43,726 They need some fun, put the TV on. 483 00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:49,126 Faster, here we go... 484 00:41:49,287 --> 00:41:52,726 Look, boys, go at 120kmlh. 485 00:41:59,287 --> 00:42:01,726 ...eighty... 486 00:42:03,847 --> 00:42:05,846 ...ninety, hundred... 487 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:11,326 ...a hundred and twenty! 488 00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:17,366 Ninety... I said 120, do what I tell you! 489 00:42:17,487 --> 00:42:27,566 Hello! - Hello. 490 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,166 I'm Bohus. 491 00:42:42,887 --> 00:42:45,966 We agreed no girls! 492 00:42:49,887 --> 00:42:53,006 Let me introduce you to my wife. 493 00:42:54,687 --> 00:42:56,926 Dr. Ulrich. 494 00:42:58,607 --> 00:43:00,366 Doctor? 495 00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:02,846 Are you a lawyer as well? 496 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,206 No, a plastic surgeon. 497 00:43:07,247 --> 00:43:09,766 What? - A plastic surgeon. 498 00:43:10,047 --> 00:43:13,566 Say, someone wants to make their nose smaller. 499 00:43:15,847 --> 00:43:16,766 Sorry. 500 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:21,806 You can't be a man without a proper nose. 501 00:43:24,287 --> 00:43:27,366 Arnost's got a problem with his nose. 502 00:43:27,887 --> 00:43:31,006 They laugh at his, it's so small. 503 00:43:31,687 --> 00:43:33,206 I don't get any? 504 00:43:37,567 --> 00:43:40,806 To the memory of my little goat. 505 00:43:42,367 --> 00:43:45,206 To a little goats! 506 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,206 What shit is this? 507 00:43:51,687 --> 00:43:55,006 It's fucking sweet! 508 00:43:55,887 --> 00:43:59,806 I've drunk all my money away... 509 00:44:06,327 --> 00:44:10,206 Please be quiet. - That's what we're doing. 510 00:44:11,327 --> 00:44:13,726 You can't shout in a restaurant like this. 511 00:44:13,927 --> 00:44:15,046 It's alright. 512 00:44:15,727 --> 00:44:19,846 What sort of pub is this if you can't have a sing-song? 513 00:44:22,727 --> 00:44:26,206 It's not even in Czech! 514 00:44:26,927 --> 00:44:30,846 I'd recommend the ham roll 515 00:44:33,527 --> 00:44:36,446 then the turtle soup. 516 00:44:36,927 --> 00:44:38,726 I'm not downing turtle! 517 00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:41,646 Then the Chateaubriand. 518 00:44:42,967 --> 00:44:44,846 I've have that, too. 519 00:44:45,167 --> 00:44:47,406 But medium rare. 520 00:44:49,047 --> 00:44:52,406 I want goulash and dumplings. 521 00:44:52,807 --> 00:44:55,446 I'll have the medium rare, too. 522 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:58,446 Bring me a beer before I snuff it. 523 00:45:04,727 --> 00:45:07,046 What about your venison? 524 00:45:07,407 --> 00:45:09,046 We'll have goulash and beer. 525 00:45:09,927 --> 00:45:12,846 Goulash and beer for me. 526 00:45:13,927 --> 00:45:15,646 Beer and rum. 527 00:45:16,727 --> 00:45:20,006 But these are specialities! 528 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:23,366 Just bring the food and don't ask. 529 00:45:24,647 --> 00:45:26,726 They're dick-heads. 530 00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:30,286 Don't act like peasants! 531 00:45:30,767 --> 00:45:34,286 Could I have caviar? - Of course. 532 00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:38,286 What an arse-hole - caviar! 533 00:45:39,367 --> 00:45:41,886 Sit down, Arnost! 534 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,286 Look at these portions! 535 00:45:48,367 --> 00:45:50,086 Sparrow food. 536 00:45:50,367 --> 00:45:53,686 I'm going for a slash. 537 00:45:58,847 --> 00:46:01,886 Get a load of that! She's something else! 538 00:46:06,007 --> 00:46:09,726 Bohus will buy her for you, eh? 539 00:46:10,607 --> 00:46:12,526 Stop shouting. 540 00:46:13,407 --> 00:46:16,526 What would you like to drink? - Beer. 541 00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:20,566 You're always downing beer. 542 00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:23,926 What about the best wine they've got? 543 00:46:26,007 --> 00:46:29,926 I'd like to try that blue burgundy. 544 00:46:31,007 --> 00:46:34,166 I've never tried blue wine. 545 00:46:35,007 --> 00:46:37,286 Some of that blue stuff. 546 00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:41,886 Come here, come here! 547 00:46:43,247 --> 00:46:46,486 What does that girl like drinking? 548 00:46:47,007 --> 00:46:48,926 Scotch. 549 00:46:50,727 --> 00:46:53,406 Send a bottle over there. 550 00:46:53,607 --> 00:46:55,486 Certainly. 551 00:47:04,207 --> 00:47:07,486 Have some, it's good stuff. 552 00:47:07,727 --> 00:47:08,926 Christ! 553 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:12,406 Have some - it'll clean out your system! 554 00:47:13,487 --> 00:47:17,126 Perhaps it'll really clean you out! 555 00:47:20,807 --> 00:47:22,926 Cheers! 556 00:47:24,247 --> 00:47:25,926 Cheers! 557 00:47:35,047 --> 00:47:37,966 To your health, my beauty! - To your health! - Cheers! 558 00:47:41,847 --> 00:47:43,366 What a looker! 559 00:47:43,847 --> 00:47:47,846 You have to drink it all or we're not going home. 560 00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:51,446 Must be an actress. 561 00:47:52,527 --> 00:47:54,966 Or a whore. 562 00:47:56,047 --> 00:47:57,806 Or both. 563 00:47:58,047 --> 00:48:01,246 Don't insult her! 564 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:05,766 Don't be a clever dick! - Who's being clever? 565 00:48:06,087 --> 00:48:09,566 He thinks money can make him president! 566 00:48:09,727 --> 00:48:13,606 Don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry, 567 00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:15,606 you old fart! 568 00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:19,526 Try me, you capitalist! 569 00:48:20,487 --> 00:48:23,006 Who are you calling a capitalist, you shit! 570 00:48:23,287 --> 00:48:26,526 I could pretend to be clever if I had money, too. 571 00:48:34,047 --> 00:48:35,966 Leave him alone! 572 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:06,006 Fuck this town! 573 00:49:07,207 --> 00:49:09,646 Let's go home, come on! 574 00:49:18,287 --> 00:49:20,726 You're not leaving me here! 575 00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:24,606 My leg... 576 00:49:25,727 --> 00:49:27,726 It'll be OK. 577 00:49:33,407 --> 00:49:37,086 You'll pay for the damage. - We'll settle up, of course. 578 00:49:41,847 --> 00:49:43,446 Are they gone? 579 00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:46,646 Have they really gone? 580 00:49:47,927 --> 00:49:49,646 Bastards! 581 00:49:51,327 --> 00:49:53,406 We'll pay up, you pay them, 582 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,686 You're the only normal person around here. 583 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:11,086 You know what? 584 00:50:12,047 --> 00:50:14,486 I'll pay for you to have a nose-job. 585 00:50:15,127 --> 00:50:16,246 Cool! 586 00:50:16,687 --> 00:50:20,526 You'll do it for him, no matter how much it costs? 587 00:50:20,727 --> 00:50:23,606 Do you believe me? - What? 588 00:50:23,727 --> 00:50:25,846 I don't care how much. 589 00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:31,326 Doctor, are you a doctor? 590 00:50:31,847 --> 00:50:32,926 Yes. 591 00:50:36,287 --> 00:50:38,846 D'you believe in God? 592 00:50:39,727 --> 00:50:42,046 Me? No. 593 00:50:42,527 --> 00:50:45,046 I don't understand how anyone can believe. 594 00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:47,406 Why not? 595 00:50:48,967 --> 00:50:50,726 There's no proof, 596 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:52,886 no-one's ever seen Him. 597 00:50:53,727 --> 00:50:57,046 I've never seen your cunt but I believe you've got one. 598 00:51:14,567 --> 00:51:16,966 Try a bit higher. 599 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:21,486 OK. 600 00:51:23,207 --> 00:51:25,806 Look at them go! 601 00:51:26,607 --> 00:51:29,126 How fast can it go? 602 00:51:30,727 --> 00:51:33,726 That left one could be our mayor. 603 00:51:35,607 --> 00:51:37,526 Who did you vote for? 604 00:51:39,007 --> 00:51:40,526 What a woman! 605 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:50,846 OK! 606 00:51:54,207 --> 00:51:56,686 They're only Czech programs or what? 607 00:51:56,847 --> 00:51:58,606 You're in the way! 608 00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,526 More to the left. 609 00:52:05,327 --> 00:52:07,086 That's too much. 610 00:52:10,407 --> 00:52:12,446 What shall we have? 611 00:52:14,207 --> 00:52:16,486 Plum brandy, eh? 612 00:52:26,207 --> 00:52:28,126 To your health. 613 00:52:32,207 --> 00:52:35,526 D'you believe in God? 614 00:52:36,087 --> 00:52:37,526 I do. 615 00:52:37,927 --> 00:52:39,006 And I don't. 616 00:52:39,207 --> 00:52:42,726 How can you work together? 617 00:52:44,047 --> 00:52:45,966 It's not possible. 618 00:52:46,727 --> 00:52:48,726 It's a sin not to believe. 619 00:52:48,887 --> 00:52:50,646 Want some rabbit? 620 00:52:52,247 --> 00:52:54,166 The devils are multiplying. 621 00:52:54,287 --> 00:52:58,006 I can't kill them all and no-one wants to eat them. 622 00:52:58,247 --> 00:53:02,166 You can forget about meat. 623 00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:07,366 It's money now! 624 00:53:09,127 --> 00:53:12,166 You get hold of my neck like that rabbit's. 625 00:53:44,287 --> 00:53:48,206 We've an appointment with Dr Siroky. 626 00:53:50,567 --> 00:53:52,566 Phone for you! 627 00:53:52,887 --> 00:53:56,966 I've got a phone call! 628 00:53:57,247 --> 00:54:00,166 I'll go on up. - Yes, off you go. 629 00:54:00,287 --> 00:54:02,166 I've got a phone call! 630 00:54:10,007 --> 00:54:12,966 Yes, this is me. 631 00:54:14,767 --> 00:54:17,206 Who's calling? 632 00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,766 No, it's not raining. 633 00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:23,286 You're trying what out? 634 00:54:25,007 --> 00:54:27,926 He's trying it out to see if it works! 635 00:54:28,087 --> 00:54:32,206 I've got a meeting so piss off! 636 00:54:32,767 --> 00:54:34,606 I can't have this! 637 00:54:35,087 --> 00:54:36,526 Whose name shall I say? 638 00:54:37,087 --> 00:54:39,206 Bohumil Stejskal. 639 00:54:40,287 --> 00:54:44,046 Mr Stejskal's here... You can go in. 640 00:54:50,167 --> 00:54:53,246 Do I have to knock? - No. You don't. 641 00:54:58,327 --> 00:55:00,846 Good afternoon. 642 00:55:02,327 --> 00:55:06,246 May I introduce you... Mr Stejskal, Dr Siroky. 643 00:55:07,327 --> 00:55:08,646 Pleased to meet you. 644 00:55:08,807 --> 00:55:12,726 She doesn't smile much, but she's pretty. 645 00:55:15,807 --> 00:55:18,446 Take a seat. 646 00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:20,646 Christ, yeah. 647 00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:25,446 What can I offer you? 648 00:55:25,647 --> 00:55:29,486 Coffee, vodka, whisky. - I'll have a coffee. 649 00:55:29,647 --> 00:55:33,286 I'll have plum brandy. 650 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:38,686 That's the only thing I haven't got. 651 00:55:38,927 --> 00:55:42,646 I carry a hip-flask, just in case. 652 00:55:47,527 --> 00:55:51,926 Two coffees and a glass. 653 00:55:52,127 --> 00:55:55,646 Three glasses, you have to try it, it's last year's. 654 00:55:55,967 --> 00:55:59,126 Three glasses, then. 655 00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:03,486 Just the bottom of the glass! 656 00:56:03,767 --> 00:56:05,926 Bottoms up, you mean! 657 00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:09,366 Isn't it lovely stuff? 658 00:56:20,367 --> 00:56:25,006 It's good... strong... 659 00:56:28,567 --> 00:56:32,286 We've been negotiating 660 00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:35,606 with a Japanese firm. 661 00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,606 Where can I have a slash? 662 00:56:38,247 --> 00:56:41,326 A piss... pee. 663 00:56:42,207 --> 00:56:46,326 In the corridor, third door on the left. 664 00:56:53,407 --> 00:56:56,326 Christ, what the hell sort of person is that?! 665 00:56:57,407 --> 00:57:00,326 Clever to have bogs in the corridor. 666 00:57:04,407 --> 00:57:06,846 Come on, quickly. 667 00:57:10,407 --> 00:57:14,326 Where was I? - At the Ministry. 668 00:57:18,687 --> 00:57:21,326 The Japanese are interested... 669 00:57:21,487 --> 00:57:23,926 Sit down! 670 00:57:26,447 --> 00:57:30,366 The Japanese are interested 671 00:57:30,807 --> 00:57:33,166 in your brickworks. 672 00:57:34,887 --> 00:57:38,326 What interest? - They want to buy it. 673 00:57:39,407 --> 00:57:42,806 And the 7 hectares of land with it. 674 00:57:43,007 --> 00:57:44,526 Eight. 675 00:57:45,407 --> 00:57:47,126 I've got seven down here. 676 00:57:47,407 --> 00:57:50,686 And I've got eight there. - It doesn't matter. 677 00:57:50,887 --> 00:57:52,646 A minor detail, 678 00:57:52,807 --> 00:57:56,326 a hectare here, a hectare there. 679 00:57:59,207 --> 00:58:01,126 Why would they spend money on a brick-works? 680 00:58:05,847 --> 00:58:08,406 I can sell my brick to them. 681 00:58:13,927 --> 00:58:17,566 How did the yellow buggers find out about it anyway? 682 00:58:18,047 --> 00:58:21,646 That's not important. 683 00:58:23,007 --> 00:58:27,166 It's not the bricks Japanese want. 684 00:58:27,647 --> 00:58:30,726 Hang on a second. 685 00:58:30,847 --> 00:58:34,326 What about the men there? - What men? 686 00:58:36,047 --> 00:58:37,766 The men working there. 687 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,566 That's not our worry. 688 00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:44,646 Yeah, but it's mine. 689 00:58:44,887 --> 00:58:47,726 It's my brickworks and my people. 690 00:58:52,687 --> 00:58:55,606 I'm just coming! 691 00:58:57,527 --> 00:59:00,606 Think about it, 692 00:59:00,887 --> 00:59:06,006 there are huge sums at stake! 693 00:59:06,207 --> 00:59:09,966 Tell the Japs that I'm not selling 694 00:59:10,127 --> 00:59:13,206 and they'll be lucky to get any fucking bricks! 695 00:59:14,287 --> 00:59:15,886 Let's go, Doc. 696 00:59:22,607 --> 00:59:25,006 Slanty-eyed fuckers! 697 00:59:30,287 --> 00:59:32,206 Good... 698 00:59:44,207 --> 00:59:46,446 Come on, Mr Kostal. 699 00:59:46,687 --> 00:59:48,446 I don't think this is for me. 700 00:59:49,847 --> 00:59:52,126 Really, I can't. 701 00:59:52,287 --> 00:59:54,446 You can be my sex bodyguard. 702 00:59:55,367 --> 00:59:57,606 What if I catch something? 703 00:59:57,807 --> 01:00:01,606 The ladies are waiting. - Come on, off you go. 704 01:00:03,567 --> 01:00:06,166 You can have a bark inside. 705 01:00:10,127 --> 01:00:11,646 Good evening. 706 01:00:23,527 --> 01:00:26,166 That one's smiling at you. 707 01:00:26,327 --> 01:00:30,246 She could be my granddaughter. 708 01:00:54,167 --> 01:00:57,286 If you'd like to choose what you'd like. 709 01:01:02,167 --> 01:01:04,486 "Indian Pipe". 710 01:01:04,647 --> 01:01:06,486 That's something for Kostal. 711 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:10,806 I've hadn't smoked since the Russians invaded. 712 01:01:14,727 --> 01:01:18,446 It's a special oral erotic experience. 713 01:01:19,007 --> 01:01:21,446 What d'you mean, oral? 714 01:01:24,127 --> 01:01:27,046 Don't stick your little tongue out at me. 715 01:01:29,367 --> 01:01:32,486 She a pretty little thing. 716 01:01:33,807 --> 01:01:37,286 How much does she cost? - Champagne for the gentlemen. 717 01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:42,486 This is a massage salon, you can't buy the girls. 718 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:46,486 You choose what you would like and the girl 719 01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:52,046 whom you'd like to perform it. 720 01:01:53,567 --> 01:01:56,046 If she's not reserved already. 721 01:01:56,567 --> 01:01:59,646 It stinks like a brothel in here! 722 01:02:08,007 --> 01:02:11,486 I'd recommend Journey round the World. 723 01:02:12,607 --> 01:02:16,526 I can't, I'm driving. He hasn't got a licence. 724 01:02:18,407 --> 01:02:21,726 How much does it cost? 725 01:02:22,407 --> 01:02:24,646 And how many times? 726 01:02:25,487 --> 01:02:27,526 To your health, gentlemen. 727 01:02:29,407 --> 01:02:33,966 It's an hour's massage with bath and everything. 728 01:02:34,807 --> 01:02:38,726 I don't need a bath. 729 01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:41,406 I had one on Saturday. 730 01:02:41,607 --> 01:02:44,566 You'll be bathed by one of our girls. 731 01:02:45,647 --> 01:02:49,566 The champagne is on the house. 732 01:02:49,847 --> 01:02:52,966 Rubbish, don't you know how rich I am? 733 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:55,566 Look! 734 01:03:19,407 --> 01:03:21,126 Good evening! 735 01:03:24,647 --> 01:03:26,966 D'you remember me? 736 01:03:27,447 --> 01:03:30,846 I sent that bottle over. - So what? 737 01:03:31,127 --> 01:03:34,566 Nothing, it's OK. 738 01:03:51,367 --> 01:03:55,166 Wish me luck, I'm going for Amadeus's Dream! 739 01:03:57,327 --> 01:03:59,766 Come in. 740 01:04:00,647 --> 01:04:04,606 If you'd like to take your clothes off. 741 01:04:04,847 --> 01:04:07,366 I'll just go and get ready. 742 01:04:07,687 --> 01:04:11,406 What's your name? - Irena. 743 01:04:56,007 --> 01:04:59,206 That's me done. - Already? 744 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:02,606 I'll bathe you first. 745 01:05:02,847 --> 01:05:06,726 Don't worry, come on. - I'm not worried. 746 01:05:07,087 --> 01:05:10,606 Come on, don't worry. 747 01:05:12,487 --> 01:05:15,406 Look at all those bubbles! 748 01:05:21,247 --> 01:05:25,126 Take your clothes off! 749 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:28,286 And your underpants! 750 01:05:34,127 --> 01:05:37,406 My watch is Water-tight. 751 01:05:47,127 --> 01:05:49,526 This is so nice! 752 01:05:55,367 --> 01:05:58,446 You don't remember 753 01:05:58,727 --> 01:06:02,446 how I fought the boys over you? 754 01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:06,686 They were arguing 755 01:06:06,927 --> 01:06:10,086 whether you were an actress... 756 01:06:10,487 --> 01:06:14,206 This is lovely! 757 01:06:17,247 --> 01:06:19,686 Are you really a masseuse? 758 01:06:20,487 --> 01:06:24,446 This is bloody nice! 759 01:06:26,767 --> 01:06:30,326 Don't you remember me? 760 01:06:31,967 --> 01:06:35,246 This is so nice! - Up you get. 761 01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:39,886 I don't want to. 762 01:06:40,127 --> 01:06:44,086 You don't remember me? - Of course, I do. 763 01:06:45,487 --> 01:06:48,006 I fought over you. 764 01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:51,646 I'm Bohumil - Bohus. 765 01:06:58,767 --> 01:07:02,686 Out you come, careful you don't slip. 766 01:07:08,247 --> 01:07:10,406 I don't want that! 767 01:07:10,567 --> 01:07:13,686 He has to wear his little hat! 768 01:07:13,967 --> 01:07:16,686 I don't want a little hat. 769 01:07:18,567 --> 01:07:20,686 What is this? 770 01:07:22,567 --> 01:07:25,126 You'll like it. 771 01:07:25,367 --> 01:07:29,286 I don't want it, I'll pay extra. 772 01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:32,966 It'll cost you 500 crowns. 773 01:07:33,167 --> 01:07:35,966 That doesn't matter. 774 01:07:36,367 --> 01:07:38,686 No little hat! 775 01:07:46,607 --> 01:07:50,126 You can't do that! 776 01:07:52,207 --> 01:07:56,126 This isn't Journey round the World. 777 01:07:59,807 --> 01:08:02,846 It's Journey to the Universe! 778 01:08:09,847 --> 01:08:11,766 Vlasta! 779 01:08:20,727 --> 01:08:22,766 That was fantastic! 780 01:08:23,007 --> 01:08:26,726 Did you like that? 781 01:08:27,807 --> 01:08:30,206 Another 500 crowns, then. 782 01:08:30,407 --> 01:08:33,566 "The Journey" costs 1700! 783 01:08:33,807 --> 01:08:36,726 You pay that at the cash desk. 784 01:08:37,607 --> 01:08:40,286 I'll take the the 500. 785 01:08:41,807 --> 01:08:45,766 But don't tell anyone. 786 01:08:46,647 --> 01:08:49,726 They'd throw me out. - What d'you mean? 787 01:08:53,327 --> 01:08:56,486 A clever girl like you sweating 788 01:08:56,647 --> 01:08:59,486 for a few hundred. 789 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,766 Such a shame! 790 01:09:07,847 --> 01:09:10,766 You can live with me. 791 01:09:16,847 --> 01:09:20,766 You can't keep being thrown out by people. 792 01:09:37,887 --> 01:09:40,806 I'm completely whacked. 793 01:09:41,607 --> 01:09:44,526 I paid 7800 for you. 794 01:09:44,887 --> 01:09:47,806 I just had Journey round the World. 795 01:09:48,047 --> 01:09:50,646 You're a real stud - 796 01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:53,126 you must have been twice. 797 01:09:53,287 --> 01:09:56,806 Three times! Three times 798 01:09:57,087 --> 01:09:59,406 plus Pipe of Peace. 799 01:10:00,887 --> 01:10:03,366 I feel like a new man! 800 01:10:06,927 --> 01:10:10,846 Can you drive? - Just watch me! 801 01:10:13,607 --> 01:10:16,606 You've given me something 802 01:10:16,767 --> 01:10:19,446 I'll never forget! 803 01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:29,526 I've fallen in love. 804 01:10:31,287 --> 01:10:34,606 That Irena's so pretty, 805 01:10:35,887 --> 01:10:37,806 it's a miracle! 806 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:42,806 I have to have her home. 807 01:10:44,927 --> 01:10:48,326 Why? You've got enough money. 808 01:10:48,927 --> 01:10:52,046 You could come here whenever you want. 809 01:10:52,927 --> 01:10:56,846 The greatest thing is freedom, 810 01:10:57,327 --> 01:11:00,846 and you can't buy that. 811 01:11:03,327 --> 01:11:06,486 I want her only for myself. 812 01:11:15,127 --> 01:11:17,446 It's stopped coming out! 813 01:11:18,567 --> 01:11:20,526 It's not coming through? 814 01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:26,846 The water's not coming through! 815 01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:33,606 What d'you mean? 816 01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:35,886 It's not working! 817 01:11:36,967 --> 01:11:40,886 I don't believe it! - It won't work, I tell you! 818 01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:45,886 We haven't had any water for a week - low pressure. 819 01:11:48,967 --> 01:11:51,686 There's no pressure! 820 01:11:51,847 --> 01:11:55,006 I keep telling you. 821 01:11:55,167 --> 01:11:59,086 There's a drought, like last year. 822 01:11:59,567 --> 01:12:01,886 This is the end! 823 01:12:02,967 --> 01:12:04,846 She's coming in an hour! 824 01:12:07,967 --> 01:12:10,486 You're doing it on purpose. 825 01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:14,206 I've got an idea, 826 01:12:14,367 --> 01:12:18,286 for five hundred. - Five hundred?! - Will you give it to me or not? 827 01:12:29,527 --> 01:12:31,686 Come on, guys! 828 01:12:46,047 --> 01:12:48,966 What the hell are you doing? 829 01:12:51,047 --> 01:12:54,326 It's like water cannons on Wenceslas Square! 830 01:12:54,447 --> 01:12:56,966 Sorry, they're beginners. 831 01:12:57,247 --> 01:12:59,966 What are you doing?! 832 01:13:01,047 --> 01:13:03,326 What is this? 833 01:13:07,887 --> 01:13:10,806 Cakes bobbing about like musk-rats! 834 01:13:13,487 --> 01:13:15,366 Aim it in the water! 835 01:13:16,087 --> 01:13:19,566 It's a bit yellow. 836 01:13:35,087 --> 01:13:37,806 There's no suckling-pig, just rabbit again! 837 01:14:40,607 --> 01:14:43,446 Looks pretty yellow to me. 838 01:14:43,607 --> 01:14:47,446 Like piss-water. - I'm not swimming in that. 839 01:14:47,607 --> 01:14:50,046 Who's asking you to? 840 01:14:50,167 --> 01:14:52,046 This is the limit! 841 01:14:52,927 --> 01:14:56,046 What d'you expect for 500 crowns? 842 01:14:56,607 --> 01:14:59,846 The tank's been rusty since the Revolution. 843 01:15:00,127 --> 01:15:04,086 If it catches fire, you're in the shits. 844 01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:06,766 What d'you mean, you are - we are! 845 01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:09,966 Don't throw it in there. 846 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:12,886 Quiet! 847 01:15:43,967 --> 01:15:47,046 Take that into the house. 848 01:15:51,567 --> 01:15:54,646 This is Irenka. 849 01:15:55,167 --> 01:15:59,086 It's her birthday and she'll be living with me. 850 01:16:01,167 --> 01:16:03,886 What in heaven's name 851 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:06,686 have you brought home? 852 01:16:06,807 --> 01:16:09,966 If your Mum could see this... 853 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:13,086 God in heaven! 854 01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:16,926 Don't take any notice of auntie. 855 01:16:17,167 --> 01:16:19,966 She's not my aunt, 856 01:16:20,167 --> 01:16:23,126 just a friend of Mum's. 857 01:16:23,327 --> 01:16:27,126 Go and help Mr Kostal, for Christ's sake! 858 01:16:31,007 --> 01:16:34,926 I'll buy you some earrings, come with me. 859 01:16:38,207 --> 01:16:41,446 You bastard! - Don't be so stupid! 860 01:16:41,607 --> 01:16:44,126 Let's go, Irena. 861 01:16:55,727 --> 01:16:59,446 What do you do? - Stop kidding about. 862 01:17:01,727 --> 01:17:04,726 Irena's an actress. 863 01:17:05,247 --> 01:17:08,166 I did lots of parts as an amateur. 864 01:17:13,647 --> 01:17:16,566 You haven't eaten much. 865 01:17:17,047 --> 01:17:21,446 She's on a diet. 866 01:17:22,367 --> 01:17:26,246 I'm not on a diet, why should I be? 867 01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:30,126 I eat everything - but no rabbits. 868 01:17:30,607 --> 01:17:33,766 You should've said. 869 01:17:34,207 --> 01:17:38,126 We'd have made you something else. - There's nothing else. 870 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:41,926 Be glad it's gone. 871 01:17:44,847 --> 01:17:47,446 Don't do that, idiot! 872 01:17:49,047 --> 01:17:50,766 This is my friend, 873 01:17:50,927 --> 01:17:54,806 he went to college. 874 01:17:55,247 --> 01:17:57,966 This is Irena, sit down. 875 01:18:00,047 --> 01:18:03,966 I had her brought here to live with me. 876 01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:09,646 What did she say? - Nothing. 877 01:18:10,247 --> 01:18:13,966 She's got to... 878 01:18:16,807 --> 01:18:19,166 Down there. 879 01:18:23,287 --> 01:18:26,766 past the chickens. 880 01:18:34,007 --> 01:18:35,886 That's it. 881 01:18:38,287 --> 01:18:42,006 What's the difference between a woman and a man? 882 01:18:43,087 --> 01:18:47,006 A man has to decide on a no.1 or a no. 2. 883 01:18:47,167 --> 01:18:49,206 A woman sits down and sees what happens. 884 01:18:53,287 --> 01:18:57,206 Here she is, quiet. 885 01:18:59,807 --> 01:19:03,686 I had a birthday present brought here for her. 886 01:19:04,327 --> 01:19:08,246 Don't let it out yet. 887 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:12,646 Go round the other side of the stable. 888 01:19:19,287 --> 01:19:21,926 It's here. 889 01:19:23,087 --> 01:19:25,766 Have you finished? 890 01:19:30,887 --> 01:19:34,406 No, she hasn't yet. 891 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:38,606 Tell me when you've finished. 892 01:19:38,887 --> 01:19:42,846 When she opens the toilet, 893 01:19:44,807 --> 01:19:48,726 I'll give the sign, Kostal will signal to the band. 894 01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:51,726 The band starts up 895 01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:55,246 and you let it out. 896 01:19:55,767 --> 01:19:59,686 Have you finished, Irenka? 897 01:20:02,127 --> 01:20:05,166 This isn't a funeral, we're celebrating! 898 01:20:11,127 --> 01:20:13,246 Get ready... 899 01:20:28,367 --> 01:20:30,886 An ostrich?! 900 01:20:35,367 --> 01:20:38,286 It's for your birthday! 901 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:42,166 What do I want with an ostrich? 902 01:20:42,367 --> 01:20:45,006 You've never seen a bird like this! 903 01:20:47,847 --> 01:20:50,286 What would I do with an ostrich?! 904 01:21:02,407 --> 01:21:04,926 Don't be afraid of him. 905 01:21:06,207 --> 01:21:09,566 Come and stroke him. 906 01:21:10,367 --> 01:21:14,286 Look at that neck and those legs! 907 01:21:23,367 --> 01:21:27,286 In South Africa they use them to protect property. 908 01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:33,086 Why do you need a guard? 909 01:21:33,367 --> 01:21:35,886 I've got a video, 910 01:21:36,047 --> 01:21:39,086 television. 911 01:21:40,967 --> 01:21:42,686 And Irena. 912 01:21:44,207 --> 01:21:48,126 What does it eat? - It won't eat you! 913 01:22:36,447 --> 01:22:39,366 Lovely and warm! 914 01:22:43,447 --> 01:22:45,366 Come into the water! 915 01:22:46,207 --> 01:22:48,366 I don't think I will. 916 01:22:48,647 --> 01:22:50,766 You're fired if you don't! 917 01:22:59,127 --> 01:23:01,326 Are you mad?! 918 01:23:08,047 --> 01:23:11,966 Don't you dare, in that new jacket! - Don't worry! 919 01:23:25,447 --> 01:23:27,326 This is fantastic! 920 01:23:59,487 --> 01:24:02,966 I'm so happy! 921 01:24:07,927 --> 01:24:10,806 Good, eh? 922 01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:14,406 Yes, it's nice. 923 01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,726 I'll take three of them. - Pardon? 924 01:24:20,887 --> 01:24:23,606 Three of these suits. 925 01:24:25,247 --> 01:24:28,406 You can't buy three identical suits! 926 01:24:28,727 --> 01:24:31,526 Why not? I like them! 927 01:24:34,127 --> 01:24:36,926 Are you sure? 928 01:24:37,927 --> 01:24:39,846 It's not such a good idea. 929 01:24:40,007 --> 01:24:42,766 Think I haven't got the money for them? 930 01:24:48,287 --> 01:24:50,286 What about a leather jacket... 931 01:24:52,887 --> 01:24:54,406 ...and jeans? 932 01:24:54,527 --> 01:24:58,006 They'd squash my balls. 933 01:24:58,967 --> 01:25:02,926 I need something loose. 934 01:25:03,527 --> 01:25:07,446 I love wearing my track-suit at home, don't I? 935 01:25:08,327 --> 01:25:10,406 He loves wearing his track-suit. 936 01:25:12,327 --> 01:25:14,446 What about a tie? 937 01:25:22,527 --> 01:25:26,446 No shit colours. I want lots of colours. 938 01:25:26,927 --> 01:25:28,446 Not in public. 939 01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:32,446 You're a pretty girl. 940 01:25:33,527 --> 01:25:35,846 You could earn a lot more. 941 01:25:36,527 --> 01:25:38,846 How much do they give you? 942 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:42,446 Will you take the suit? - Three of them. 943 01:25:42,727 --> 01:25:44,486 Come and work for me. 944 01:25:44,887 --> 01:25:47,486 You'll make some money, 945 01:25:47,607 --> 01:25:51,726 I've got a hotel, restaurace. 946 01:25:52,367 --> 01:25:55,806 If you knew about all I had. 947 01:25:59,567 --> 01:26:01,686 You'll be inviting her home next! 948 01:26:01,887 --> 01:26:04,086 Let her come - 949 01:26:04,367 --> 01:26:07,286 I've got a pool, ostrich... 950 01:26:07,527 --> 01:26:09,206 The ostrich's mine! 951 01:26:10,247 --> 01:26:12,486 Who bought it for you? 952 01:26:12,727 --> 01:26:15,926 I'm not your property. 953 01:26:16,567 --> 01:26:20,126 You're not going to talk to me like that! 954 01:26:20,367 --> 01:26:24,286 How dare you talk like that! 955 01:26:24,607 --> 01:26:28,526 She's complaining 956 01:26:29,087 --> 01:26:31,006 and she doesn't even cook! 957 01:26:31,127 --> 01:26:34,286 Auntie has to do it all, poor little thing. 958 01:26:34,727 --> 01:26:38,486 Who made your breakfast? - It was inedible! 959 01:26:40,567 --> 01:26:44,486 Where would you be without me? 960 01:26:49,367 --> 01:26:52,366 Supposed to be a masseuse, 961 01:26:52,487 --> 01:26:54,126 she's a whore. 962 01:26:54,287 --> 01:26:59,486 I live with her - fuck her! 963 01:27:00,287 --> 01:27:04,726 It'll be all right. - Has she really gone? 964 01:27:08,407 --> 01:27:11,006 I'm fucking fond of her! 965 01:27:11,407 --> 01:27:14,246 I really love her! 966 01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:21,526 It's all right, let's pay for this... 967 01:27:22,607 --> 01:27:25,526 We've finished. 968 01:27:26,607 --> 01:27:30,526 You think I'm some whore? 969 01:27:31,007 --> 01:27:34,126 You whistle and I come running? 970 01:27:34,247 --> 01:27:38,166 I'm not having any. - Vlasta! 971 01:27:39,607 --> 01:27:43,566 I'm not having any. - Vlasta! 972 01:27:45,647 --> 01:27:49,566 You're the only one. - You're not getting any! 973 01:27:50,447 --> 01:27:53,246 Don't be silly. 974 01:27:55,647 --> 01:27:58,446 No chance, forget it. - Forget it? 975 01:27:58,647 --> 01:28:00,566 Only if we live together. 976 01:28:02,367 --> 01:28:05,566 But we are together. 977 01:28:06,967 --> 01:28:09,246 I'm not being a slave for anyone. 978 01:28:13,447 --> 01:28:16,366 I'll move in and that'll be that. 979 01:28:19,367 --> 01:28:23,766 You stink! God knows what you've been doing! 980 01:28:23,967 --> 01:28:27,206 She's the one doing things! 981 01:28:38,447 --> 01:28:40,446 What do you want? 982 01:28:41,647 --> 01:28:43,566 I want gas. 983 01:28:44,247 --> 01:28:47,566 I withdrew the application! 984 01:28:49,647 --> 01:28:51,966 I want it. 985 01:28:52,647 --> 01:28:55,526 I'll pay for the whole village to have it. 986 01:28:56,127 --> 01:28:59,846 Vlasta needs it. - She lives with you? 987 01:29:02,247 --> 01:29:05,006 Are you living with him? - Yes. 988 01:29:06,687 --> 01:29:10,606 She's living with you? - The gas is what's important. 989 01:29:11,687 --> 01:29:15,606 Pull me in, let's have some brandy. 990 01:29:32,407 --> 01:29:35,606 Careful... I don't want to get wet. 991 01:29:35,727 --> 01:29:37,606 Give me your hand. 992 01:29:41,367 --> 01:29:44,086 Now my bum's wet. Christ! 993 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:47,886 Stop all that drinking! 994 01:29:53,727 --> 01:29:56,366 You've got a horse as well? 995 01:29:56,527 --> 01:30:00,446 That's no horse, she's a treasure. 996 01:30:05,727 --> 01:30:08,046 We going to get that gas? 997 01:30:08,287 --> 01:30:12,206 It'll cost half a million! 998 01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:19,166 It's not a matter of money. 999 01:30:19,487 --> 01:30:23,606 Yes, it is and stop drinking! 1000 01:30:24,487 --> 01:30:28,166 I'm glad I've got you! 1001 01:30:33,447 --> 01:30:36,046 You were always stupid! 1002 01:30:36,727 --> 01:30:40,646 You could've had it for free but you didn't want it. 1003 01:30:43,727 --> 01:30:47,646 She's back, the one who was here. 1004 01:30:51,727 --> 01:30:55,646 Irenka's come back to me! 1005 01:31:02,767 --> 01:31:04,646 You're not coming here! 1006 01:31:05,767 --> 01:31:09,686 Go back home - what are you doing here? 1007 01:31:24,007 --> 01:31:26,686 Tell her something! 1008 01:31:27,087 --> 01:31:29,686 This is Vlasta. 1009 01:31:31,167 --> 01:31:35,086 Have we got a servant? - How dare you! 1010 01:31:35,247 --> 01:31:38,006 They told me what you were. 1011 01:31:38,167 --> 01:31:39,846 You're a whore! 1012 01:31:39,967 --> 01:31:43,486 How dare you, you village cow! 1013 01:31:43,687 --> 01:31:46,686 Who are you calling a cow?! - Hands off me! 1014 01:31:47,007 --> 01:31:50,726 You keep your hands of Bohus! 1015 01:31:53,807 --> 01:31:55,726 Cut it out, girls! 1016 01:31:56,607 --> 01:31:59,726 Irena! Vlasta! 1017 01:32:05,767 --> 01:32:08,486 Stop that! 1018 01:32:11,167 --> 01:32:13,846 She scratches like the devil! 1019 01:32:13,967 --> 01:32:17,886 Scratch her eyes out and drown her! 1020 01:32:37,407 --> 01:32:41,326 The rich bugger won't do anything for the village! 1021 01:32:41,487 --> 01:32:45,126 We swim in this filth and he gets a swimming pool! 1022 01:32:45,807 --> 01:32:48,726 I bought you all gas! 1023 01:32:51,367 --> 01:32:54,446 What would you like, children? 1024 01:32:54,607 --> 01:32:56,726 I want to stroke your horse. 1025 01:32:57,007 --> 01:33:00,126 Better not, he bites. 1026 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:03,126 He's an Arab bugger! 1027 01:33:05,247 --> 01:33:09,726 I want a merry-go-round! - Great idea. I'll get one! 1028 01:33:29,847 --> 01:33:31,766 Guten tag! 1029 01:33:35,847 --> 01:33:39,766 "I fucking said Guten Tag"! - Where's your cowboy hat! 1030 01:33:40,647 --> 01:33:44,126 I don't need one, I've got glasses. 1031 01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:50,286 How's it going? - The work goes on. 1032 01:33:50,647 --> 01:33:52,966 We won't get anything for free. 1033 01:33:53,247 --> 01:33:56,646 If you knew what a slog it is 1034 01:33:56,847 --> 01:33:59,366 having so much money. 1035 01:34:00,847 --> 01:34:02,766 You wouldn't envy me. 1036 01:34:04,847 --> 01:34:08,486 That spring is pure water. 1037 01:34:09,847 --> 01:34:13,406 We could bottle it. 1038 01:34:13,847 --> 01:34:15,766 We'd sell fucking gallons! 1039 01:34:15,927 --> 01:34:18,766 3 or 4 crowns a bottle. 1040 01:34:19,847 --> 01:34:23,086 A machine to do it can't cost that much. 1041 01:34:23,287 --> 01:34:27,206 I'm buying a merry-go-round. Have some fags instead. 1042 01:34:27,447 --> 01:34:30,766 Everyone wants to borrow money. 1043 01:34:32,687 --> 01:34:34,406 Dig the well by hand! 1044 01:34:36,447 --> 01:34:40,206 I pour water - I sell water. - So you're not in? 1045 01:34:42,887 --> 01:34:45,806 I'd buy the machine and you'd work on it. 1046 01:34:46,367 --> 01:34:50,286 You'd still be in the shits. 1047 01:34:51,527 --> 01:34:54,806 Some bottles might go missing... 1048 01:34:56,607 --> 01:34:59,206 They give money to maternity hospitals. 1049 01:34:59,367 --> 01:35:03,326 You read about murders, rape... 1050 01:35:07,727 --> 01:35:10,086 Where does it start? In the maternity ward. 1051 01:35:10,327 --> 01:35:14,246 I'm not giving my money to some perverts. 1052 01:35:19,327 --> 01:35:21,246 Where the hell is my horse? 1053 01:35:22,927 --> 01:35:25,926 She's Arabian. - What's her name? 1054 01:35:26,327 --> 01:35:29,646 Hathavitlah. 1055 01:35:32,927 --> 01:35:36,846 You've got to be polite to her. - Come back! 1056 01:35:48,927 --> 01:35:52,846 Don't breathe alcohol fumes all over her! 1057 01:35:59,527 --> 01:36:00,726 Hathavitlah! Wait! 1058 01:36:19,927 --> 01:36:21,846 Stop that! 1059 01:36:22,967 --> 01:36:26,286 I want to read my paper! 1060 01:36:28,967 --> 01:36:32,286 You're always asleep! - We want to go to the theatre. 1061 01:36:36,967 --> 01:36:40,886 You promised. - The promises he makes! 1062 01:36:50,967 --> 01:36:54,886 You've got your satellite, ostrich... 1063 01:36:56,767 --> 01:36:58,766 ...video, gas. 1064 01:36:58,967 --> 01:37:01,886 The gas isn't working. 1065 01:37:02,407 --> 01:37:04,686 And you've got the pool. 1066 01:37:06,007 --> 01:37:07,926 I'm bored! 1067 01:37:10,007 --> 01:37:12,326 Let's go. 1068 01:37:21,007 --> 01:37:24,406 The water heater doesn't work. 1069 01:37:25,007 --> 01:37:27,926 What shall we do? 1070 01:37:29,567 --> 01:37:32,526 Let's go shopping. 1071 01:37:41,967 --> 01:37:44,006 What now? - We want money. 1072 01:37:45,007 --> 01:37:48,166 I haven't got any - I bought the kids that ride. 1073 01:37:49,007 --> 01:37:52,926 Well, 5000 at least! - I haven't even got 1000! 1074 01:37:56,007 --> 01:37:59,286 I'll get my lawyer to bring some more. 1075 01:38:02,007 --> 01:38:03,726 Take off that stupid beret! 1076 01:38:03,887 --> 01:38:07,806 I need it against the sun! 1077 01:38:09,007 --> 01:38:11,166 Give me my beret! 1078 01:38:12,007 --> 01:38:15,926 You think we're your servants? 1079 01:38:18,007 --> 01:38:19,926 Let's go. 1080 01:38:20,967 --> 01:38:23,726 What are you then? 1081 01:38:24,047 --> 01:38:26,286 You don't cook... 1082 01:38:27,247 --> 01:38:29,566 I'll fucking kick you out! 1083 01:38:31,047 --> 01:38:33,966 He's angry with us! 1084 01:38:34,087 --> 01:38:36,966 He's frowning at us! 1085 01:38:38,047 --> 01:38:41,966 What are you doing? Stop it! 1086 01:38:44,847 --> 01:38:47,966 Where are you dragging me? 1087 01:38:48,447 --> 01:38:51,846 Just putting you to bed! - I don't want to! 1088 01:38:52,047 --> 01:38:54,966 You do, really! 1089 01:38:55,527 --> 01:38:57,766 I don't want to go to bed! 1090 01:38:58,047 --> 01:39:00,966 Let me go! 1091 01:39:05,567 --> 01:39:08,326 But it's filthy in there! 1092 01:39:08,647 --> 01:39:11,726 We'll wash you first! 1093 01:39:16,087 --> 01:39:19,366 I don't want to go to bed! 1094 01:39:56,087 --> 01:39:59,966 We're all going to Africa 1095 01:40:01,087 --> 01:40:04,966 to see their women! 1096 01:40:06,487 --> 01:40:08,406 No girls allowed on this trip! 1097 01:40:40,607 --> 01:40:44,446 Get me a bottle! 1098 01:40:49,127 --> 01:40:51,046 Catch! 1099 01:41:01,127 --> 01:41:03,926 Where could I find Mr. Stejskal? 1100 01:41:04,167 --> 01:41:07,846 Where could he find Mr. Stejskal, 1101 01:41:08,127 --> 01:41:10,046 girls?! 1102 01:41:12,127 --> 01:41:15,046 They're down by the lake. 1103 01:41:15,167 --> 01:41:18,446 He bought them a merry-go-round! 1104 01:41:18,607 --> 01:41:22,046 What did he buy them?! - A merry- go-round! - What are you saying?! 1105 01:41:22,327 --> 01:41:25,046 It's true! - That cretin! 1106 01:41:51,167 --> 01:41:55,086 Take the Doc's car. - How dare you! 1107 01:41:58,047 --> 01:42:01,486 I'll settle up. 1108 01:42:01,647 --> 01:42:04,886 No, you won't, you pauper! 1109 01:42:07,407 --> 01:42:09,086 You're poor! 1110 01:42:09,967 --> 01:42:12,486 I'm finished! 1111 01:42:14,567 --> 01:42:17,286 It certainly is! 1112 01:42:19,327 --> 01:42:23,086 Where the fuck's my beret? 1113 01:42:23,407 --> 01:42:25,286 You haven't got a brass farthing. 1114 01:42:31,207 --> 01:42:34,126 This is terrible! 1115 01:42:38,687 --> 01:42:41,646 Why didn't you tell me? 1116 01:42:42,207 --> 01:42:46,126 What? - Your father's a step-father! 1117 01:42:47,927 --> 01:42:51,846 My Dad wasn't my Dad? 1118 01:42:54,007 --> 01:42:56,086 But I'm my Dad all over! 1119 01:42:58,167 --> 01:43:02,086 All that money! - Then my Mum... 1120 01:43:04,207 --> 01:43:08,126 Who was my Dad? - Who gives a damn? 1121 01:43:08,607 --> 01:43:11,126 What'll I tell my wife? 1122 01:43:11,287 --> 01:43:15,126 Who gives a toss? 1123 01:43:16,007 --> 01:43:19,886 You'd better watch your manners with me. 1124 01:43:21,207 --> 01:43:23,846 You owe me 1.453.000. 1125 01:43:24,007 --> 01:43:27,886 Without that fairground ride. Sign here. 1126 01:43:31,007 --> 01:43:34,886 I feel sick, I haven't even got a pencil. 1127 01:43:37,207 --> 01:43:39,126 You rascal! 1128 01:43:41,607 --> 01:43:44,166 Just you wait! 1129 01:43:45,527 --> 01:43:47,286 Why? 1130 01:43:49,247 --> 01:43:52,166 Why? 1131 01:43:53,567 --> 01:43:56,966 I'm asking why? 1132 01:44:11,247 --> 01:44:14,886 I'm asking you why? 1133 01:44:18,247 --> 01:44:21,606 Can you tell me why? 1134 01:44:29,287 --> 01:44:32,206 Don't do this to me! 1135 01:44:34,447 --> 01:44:37,126 Come back home! 1136 01:44:39,287 --> 01:44:42,206 Don't be silly! 1137 01:44:47,727 --> 01:44:49,566 Get lost! 1138 01:44:57,247 --> 01:45:00,166 Don't be stupid! 1139 01:45:01,967 --> 01:45:04,926 I love you even if I haven't got any money! 1140 01:46:06,327 --> 01:46:08,246 You smoke? 1141 01:46:09,327 --> 01:46:12,246 Just the odd one. 1142 01:46:14,527 --> 01:46:17,246 "Start" brand. 1143 01:46:22,327 --> 01:46:24,246 You drink? 1144 01:46:26,367 --> 01:46:29,286 Occasionally I have a glass. 1145 01:46:36,327 --> 01:46:39,646 To clean out the system. 1146 01:46:40,327 --> 01:46:44,046 Have some, I made it myself. 1147 01:46:44,727 --> 01:46:47,246 Do you speak the truth? 1148 01:46:47,527 --> 01:46:51,446 Well, the boys helped me. 1149 01:46:54,927 --> 01:46:56,926 We help each other. 1150 01:46:58,527 --> 01:47:00,646 Have some. 1151 01:47:07,767 --> 01:47:11,246 You've got wings instead. 1152 01:47:11,527 --> 01:47:13,686 You can't use a glass. 1153 01:47:17,367 --> 01:47:19,286 Can you drink anyway? 1154 01:47:27,167 --> 01:47:29,246 Are you afraid of me? 1155 01:47:30,287 --> 01:47:33,326 I'm just a bit surprised. 1156 01:47:33,767 --> 01:47:37,286 I've always believed but 1157 01:47:38,367 --> 01:47:42,286 sometimes I've had my doubts. 1158 01:47:47,407 --> 01:47:50,326 A person's surprised when he 1159 01:47:50,447 --> 01:47:54,126 suddenly sees the truth. 1160 01:47:54,407 --> 01:47:58,326 He sees that the truth exists. 1161 01:48:05,407 --> 01:48:07,726 Look, I've got wet knees. 1162 01:48:11,607 --> 01:48:14,366 Let me pour you some... I forgot, you can't. 1163 01:48:15,407 --> 01:48:17,326 To your health. 1164 01:48:18,807 --> 01:48:20,926 I'm surprised, 1165 01:48:21,127 --> 01:48:24,486 I think I'll get plastered. Sorry. 1166 01:48:29,407 --> 01:48:33,326 I've just lost everything. - I know, Bohumil. 1167 01:48:35,207 --> 01:48:37,646 They took away my horse. 1168 01:48:38,687 --> 01:48:42,086 I know, Bohumil. 1169 01:48:44,727 --> 01:48:48,646 They all call me Bohus. 1170 01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:52,206 No-one's called me Bohumil in years. 1171 01:48:52,407 --> 01:48:54,206 Dad called me Bohumil. 1172 01:48:54,407 --> 01:48:58,326 He'd say: "Bohumil, you're going to get such a hiding!" 1173 01:48:59,207 --> 01:49:02,926 He loved me. - I know. 1174 01:49:06,447 --> 01:49:08,766 What's person to believe? 1175 01:49:11,247 --> 01:49:15,166 I always thought my Dad was my Dad. 1176 01:49:17,447 --> 01:49:21,366 I know. - What do you know? 1177 01:49:23,447 --> 01:49:25,366 Irenka's gone, 1178 01:49:26,247 --> 01:49:28,366 Vlasta won't talk to me. 1179 01:49:30,447 --> 01:49:32,366 They all want money, 1180 01:49:33,847 --> 01:49:35,766 they're all laughing at me. 1181 01:49:42,247 --> 01:49:44,806 No-one believes anyone. 1182 01:49:45,287 --> 01:49:48,366 Can't you do something, for fuck's sake? 1183 01:50:01,487 --> 01:50:03,406 Bohumil! 1184 01:50:06,487 --> 01:50:09,846 "You shouldn't say fuck"! 1185 01:50:17,247 --> 01:50:21,166 Your plum brandy smells wonderful! 1186 01:50:32,487 --> 01:50:35,406 Pig! - Listen to her! 1187 01:50:42,887 --> 01:50:45,486 Me, too. - I'll have you, gorgeous! 1188 01:50:56,487 --> 01:50:59,406 How's it going, Onassis? 1189 01:51:01,487 --> 01:51:03,406 Stupid idiot! 1190 01:51:06,087 --> 01:51:08,406 Give me another. 1191 01:51:18,927 --> 01:51:21,446 Good day to you! 1192 01:51:26,327 --> 01:51:28,726 It's Arnost! 1193 01:51:31,527 --> 01:51:34,966 I'd completely forgotten about you! 1194 01:51:37,407 --> 01:51:39,446 Where'd you get that nose from? 1195 01:51:40,007 --> 01:51:43,886 Bohus paid for my cosmetic surgery! 1196 01:51:48,247 --> 01:51:51,806 Thank you very much. 1197 01:51:51,967 --> 01:51:55,886 Come and sit down. - He looks like a man now! 1198 01:52:00,927 --> 01:52:04,846 Here's the hospital bill - 1199 01:52:05,127 --> 01:52:07,246 9.600 crowns. 1200 01:52:07,407 --> 01:52:10,206 Thank you so much for my nose. 1201 01:52:10,927 --> 01:52:13,246 You haven't heard. 1202 01:52:13,407 --> 01:52:15,446 We're fucked! 1203 01:52:16,327 --> 01:52:18,646 I haven't a bean! - What do you mean?! 1204 01:52:18,927 --> 01:52:22,886 I'm as poor as I was, a complete beggar! 1205 01:52:24,567 --> 01:52:28,486 No pool, no ostrich, satellite gone. 1206 01:52:29,527 --> 01:52:31,846 No-one gives a shit. 1207 01:52:32,047 --> 01:52:34,486 You're my only friend. 1208 01:52:37,567 --> 01:52:39,686 You'll just have to start saving. 1209 01:52:41,767 --> 01:52:45,486 From what? I've got a disabled pension. 1210 01:52:45,607 --> 01:52:49,006 Just fuck it, they're not going to cut it off. 1211 01:52:50,567 --> 01:52:53,286 The bastards took the marry-go-round as well. 1212 01:52:53,447 --> 01:52:55,966 I didn't give the doc anything. 1213 01:52:56,167 --> 01:52:58,846 I never signed anything. I'm not stupid. 1214 01:52:59,567 --> 01:53:01,126 What can they take away from you? 1215 01:53:01,967 --> 01:53:04,126 Maybe your old banger. 1216 01:53:05,327 --> 01:53:07,686 My old banger?! 1217 01:53:11,807 --> 01:53:15,526 How much did it cost? - 9.650 crowns. 1218 01:53:15,687 --> 01:53:18,526 You just add another fifty and you've got it. 1219 01:53:19,007 --> 01:53:20,686 No, I'll have money left over. 1220 01:53:21,007 --> 01:53:24,926 Now you've got 9600. - So, I'll have 50 left. 1221 01:53:25,407 --> 01:53:27,206 You'll make money on it! 1222 01:53:31,607 --> 01:53:34,526 Always someone going on about money. 1223 01:53:40,607 --> 01:53:44,566 You're not going to believe this... 1224 01:53:45,647 --> 01:53:48,566 ...but an angel appeared in front of me. 1225 01:53:51,007 --> 01:53:52,846 What angel? 1226 01:53:53,007 --> 01:53:55,926 Onassis needs an angel now. 1227 01:53:56,607 --> 01:53:59,926 What are you laughing at? 1228 01:54:01,807 --> 01:54:05,726 He just came out of the water 1229 01:54:06,607 --> 01:54:10,526 and talked like I'm talking to you now. 1230 01:54:18,407 --> 01:54:20,526 As they say: 1231 01:54:20,647 --> 01:54:24,526 I'm an atheist, thank God. 1232 01:54:28,367 --> 01:54:29,526 That's him. 1233 01:54:30,447 --> 01:54:34,366 I'm looking for Bohumil Stejskal. 1234 01:54:38,247 --> 01:54:41,566 I'm Dr. Guardian. 1235 01:55:00,647 --> 01:55:04,286 Your father died in Argentina 1236 01:55:04,487 --> 01:55:07,166 and left you his fortune. 1237 01:55:09,487 --> 01:55:14,406 Roughly 10 million dollars. 1238 01:55:36,087 --> 01:55:39,966 Now I can buy you all!